5
graceless(adjective, hard, firm, solid, rude)
5
heavy(adjective, stiff, inflexible)
5
heavy-handed(adjective, rude, awkward, stiff, incompetent)
5
ligneous(adjective, vegetable, timber, made, woody)
5
log(adjective, characteristic, timber, made, woody)
5
made of wood(expression, idiom, characteristic)
5
maladroit(adjective, rude, uncertain, awkward, stiff)
5
ponderous(adjective, stiff, tedious, inflexible, dreary)
5
prim(adjective, particular, fussy)
5
ungainly(adjective, stiff, inflexible, clumsy)
4
inelegant(adjective, stiff, crude, inflexible, clumsy)
4
obtuse
4
slow(adjective, dull, uncertain, boring, hesitant)
4
spiritless(adjective, dull, quiet, cool, flat)
4
unhandy(adjective, uncertain, stiff, hesitant, incompetent)
4
vapid(adjective, flat, cold, boring, tedious)
3
half ass
3
apathetic(adjective, dull, quiet, cool, flat)
3
artificial(adjective, strong, stiff, affected, strained)
3
blank(adjective, dull, quiet, flat, heavy)
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